Georgia Tech CCF


	ryan langdale freshmen Was arrested after dropping the entire 12-man water skiing pyramid during their bi-weekly Aqua Spectacular! at Calloway Gardens.
	amanda kepfer freshmen Was caught trespassing, for the third time in four days, on the property of her star-crush David Hasselhoff.
	kyle hamilton freshmen Was picked up after carjacking a segway and driving it into Lake Allatoona.
	meghan venable freshmen Broke a 500-mile restraining order when she tried to reunite with Aerosmith, a garage band she toured with for 16 years.
	tiffany schoenhoff freshmen Was pulled out of a tree in which she spent three weeks protesting the construction of the 5th Starbucks on West Peachtree Street.
	elliot hunt freshmen Was incarcerated after attacking the twelve year old who beat him in the championship round of the 2006 Youth Razor Scooter Competition.


	chad newton sophomores Was sued for copyright infrigement when he "brought sexy back" without Justin Timberlake's help.
	chandler creel sophomores Was caught smuggling illegal contraband out of Canada, including a truckbed full of maple syrup and a grizzly bear sitting shotgun.
	leah heim sophomores Assaulted a fellow professional cookie dough sculptor after her own 37-foot Chuck Norris tribute was sabotaged by the competition.
	audrey lewis sophomores Shot the world's only remaining Asian Spotted Leopard because she thought it would make a smashing purse.



	courtney buckner upperclassmen Accidentally wounded her uncle during one of their weekly Civil War reenactments in Apomatox, Virginia.
	eddie kelly upperclassmen Was arrested after six years on the Atlanta Roller Girls Team when his flagrant fouling was finally tied to abnormal testosterone levels.
	jacob tucker upperclassmen Jay-walked in front of a horse-mounted police officer causing said police officer to fall and break his pinky in three places.